I've been to Canada! If Micheal Portillo can do train journeys, so can I. It was very, and in Canada is half French. I didn't know that. They call Autumn 'Fall', so it's fall at the falls with Nikola Tesla and a river boat full of soggy folk in coloured ponchos.

It's all been a bit stressful of late. Betty ran off with the milkman and now I have to buy my own pants. But never mind that, I've been to Bali to chill out and have an adventure. Get me, all slim and beardless. I left the coat at home this time, hope you're alright with that. I am still Danny Pensive.Yes I am.