I've been to Canada! If Micheal Portillo can do train journeys, so can I. It was very, and in Canada is half French. I didn't know that. They call Autumn 'Fall', so it's fall at the falls with Nikola Tesla and a river boat full of soggy folk in coloured ponchos.

Very chuffed to say I'm going back on the Road to Support the One Man Star Wars show. I'll be all over the UK with the lovely Canadian man Charlie Ross and his super fast solo re-telling of the original Star Wars trilogy. It'll be heaps and heaps of fun. Click on the theatre near you to get tickets.