I've been to Canada! If Micheal Portillo can do train journeys, so can I. It was very, and in Canada is half French. I didn't know that. They call Autumn 'Fall', so it's fall at the falls with Nikola Tesla and a river boat full of soggy folk in coloured ponchos.

I have been to Canada!

I visited Niagra Falls and got some maple syrup. There was a big statue of Nikola Tesla and a boat trip too. It was very cold and my fingers were freezing cold making the video, which I'll upload soon.