John Cooper: Blink and You'll Miss it
8pm, 5th June @ The Kings Arms Salford,
11 Bloom St, Salford M3 6AN

Please note:
This show is 5 MINUTES LONG.

Easily distracted? Have trouble focusing? Has your attention span shrunk to a tiny walnut from too much interweb doom scroobling and eye-boggling the TiketyTok? This show is for you!

Only 5 Minutes? What a Swizz!

All audience members will get a mystery gift as a bit of reimbursement.
Festival rules say all tickets are £5 across the board for all shows, so this is my way of making up for that. That said, the audience is very much part of the show because....

This Show Must Not Overrun!

• If the show overruns by even one second, it will be regarded as an artistic failure.
• The showing running time includes audience 'get in' and 'get out', so all audience members are complicit in the success or failure of the show.
• The show will consist of no less than three 'micro-form'* improv games.
• This show will start exactly on time. No late entry is permitted.

Where do I get Tickets?

More info

You can find out more about my comedy career here.

Find out more about the Greater Manchester Improv Festival here,
and The Totally Improvised Company here.

See all events happening at the venue, and the Greater Manchester Fringe Festival, here

Irresponsibly fast comedy from the man
what used to do Danny Pensive.
**** The List **** Three Weeks.